Dragon Tamer

Playing video games, playing drums, listening to my iPod, telling people that the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana make terrible music/aren't better than the Beatles, surfing the interwebs, and spaz dancing.

I was raised as a baby by the late Rather Dashing. He wasn't my real father, but he did rescue me from a kidnapper, so I vowed to help him in his quest to vanquish Trogdor the Burninator. After lowering me down into a well to get a meatball sub (ewww), I escaped into the wild. I hid in the forest, living off of (mostly poisonous) plants, bear meat, and recyclables. I was later found by a dragon tamer who took me under his wing as an apprentice. He taught me well in the ways of the sword, bow, and pasta salad. When I tearned 15, I left my master and returned to Peasantry. When I got their, I found out my caretaker, Rather Dashing, had been burninated by Trogdor. I swore revenge and, after disguising myself as a peasant, entered the Trog-cave. I challenged the mighty beast to a duel. However, we started talking and found out he was pretty cool, and we've been friends ever since. So through outthe kingdom of Peasantry, I am known as the only person to ever tame Trogdor.

This is what would happen if Smash Bros was in real lifee.

It's true. It's true.

Depressing and hilarious at the same time.

That is how I feel about Roy being taken out of Brawl. Also, Pit did not replace Roy, Ike did!!! Ike did!!! And, no, I don't mean the Diddy Kong thing.





I have 3 things to say about this comic:
1- I love how Master Hand is pictured as the boss of where they all work.
2- If you're confused, in panel 6, the Link on the left is OofT Link and the one on the right is TP Link.
And 3- Yes, Ocarina of time Link does beat the crap out of TP and takes his clothes.